(mike saunters up to counter in drug store with a few items, including a six pack of beer (hey, it's the weekend))
(silence as clerk rings stuff up)
clerk: may i see your driver's license?
me: (skeptical little giggle - thinking - "is she joking?") i'd be honored
clerk: (looking a license) i bet that made your day
me: it made my week!
perhaps it's the new haircut.
Posted by Mike at February 20, 2004 01:33 PM